This journal lists some crack pairings and why I support them, sometimes featuring evidence.

Toxic Avenger couples
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Melvin (Before he became Toxie) x Sarah= I support this paring mainly due to the fact that Sarah always refered to Toxie as Melvin. Well, that happened because the move was going to be called Health Club Horror during Pre-Production, which meant that nobody called him Toxic Avenger or Toxie, so really, I like this pairing because Sarah's a friendly person and would probably be Melvin's friend at first, but then becoming his girlfriend. Why I'm paring characters in a Troma movie, I don't know.

ToxiexKabukiman= Heh heh. The obligatory MalexMale pairing. Again, why am I slashing characters from a Troma Movie?
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Misc. Troma pairings (With crossovers)
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(Crosssover pairing) Godzilla/Tromie (The Mutant Squirrel from Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II)- They're both regular animals mutated into Kaiju, for crying out loud. Could be Het, Slash, or Femslash since we don't know Tromie's gender. Godzilla's a male, though, so it could be a Het pairing.

Tromie/Mother of Ultra= I have no idea.

Toxie/Taarna (Butt-Kicking Xena, Warrior Princess-type from Heavy Metal)- They both mercilessly destroy those who try to harm the innocent.

I'll think of more later.
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Crossovers
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KabukimanxMisato- They kick butt, they have cool outfits, and, in Citizen Toxie Kabukiman's case, both love alcohol. Although, Kabukiman takes it a bit too far and ends up puking everywhere or peeing himself. At least Misato has some self-control.

Melvin JunkoxSplash Woman (Mega Man 9)- Like Is aid before, I have no idea...

SonicxRei Ayanami- Don't ask.
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I'll think of more later.

Note- Some of these pairings were made just for the heck of it. I know that many of these characters would never meet and probably never fall in love. I KNOW THAT, DON'T EVEN MENTION IT! Anyway, if you can think of any, I'll update this with your suggested pairings. Please, no Pedo, inanimate objectxinanimate object, living beingxinanimate object, humanxanimal, anthroxanimal, or anthroxinanimate object pairings, please.